Cartoon
Opening credits

- SINGER:
- Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',
- He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
- Grew up to be-- grew up to be
- A boy called 'Brian'--
- A boy called 'Brian'.
- He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
- This boy... whose name was 'Brian',
- And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
- Grew up to be--
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- Yes, he grew up to be
- A teenager called 'Brian'--
- A teenager called 'Brian',
- And his face became spotty.
- Yes, his face became spotty,
- And his voice dropped down low
- And things started to grow
- On young Brian and show
- He was certainly no--
- No girl named 'Brian',
- Not a girl named 'Brian'.
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- And he started to shave
- And have one off the wrist
- And want to see girls
- And go out and get pissed,
- A man called 'Brian'--
- This man called 'Brian'--
- The man they called 'Brian'--
- This man called 'Brian'!
- [crash]
- Ahh!
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/ On to the next scene!
Adam R. Jones