Scene 3

'Stones, sir?'

MANDY:

Ohh, I hate wearing these beards.

BRIAN:

Why aren't women allowed go to stonings, Mum?

MANDY:

It's written. That's why.

HARRY THE HAGGLER:

Pssst! Beard, madam?

DONKEY OWNER:

Oh, look. I haven't got time to go to no stonings. He's not well again.

[hee-haw hee-haw]

HARRY THE HAGGLER:

Stones, sir?

MANDY:

Naah. They've got a lot there, lying around on the ground.

HARRY THE HAGGLER:

Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir.

MANDY:

Hmmm. Aah, all right. We'll have, uh, two with points and... a big flat one.

BRIAN:

Could I have a flat one, Mum?

MANDY:

Shh!

BRIAN:

Sorry. Dad.

MANDY:

Ehh, all right. Two points, ah, two flats, and a packet of gravel.

HARRY THE HAGGLER:

Packet of gravel. Should be a good one this afternoon.

MANDY:

Hehh?

HARRY THE HAGGLER:

Local boy.

MANDY:

Oh, good.

HARRY THE HAGGLER:

Enjoy yourselves.

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