Scene 22

'Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each.'

NISUS WETTUS:

Next. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #1:

Yes.

NISUS:

Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #2:

Yes.

NISUS:

Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

MR. CHEEKY:

Ah, no. Freedom.

JAILER:

Hmm?

NISUS:

What?

MR. CHEEKY:

Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.

NISUS:

Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.

MR. CHEEKY:

Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.

NISUS:

Oh, ho ho.

MR. CHEEKY:

Heh heh heh hehh.

NISUS:

I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One--

MR. CHEEKY:

Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.

NISUS:

Line on--

MR. CHEEKY:

One cross each. Line on the left.

NISUS:

Line on the left.

MR. CHEEKY:

Heh heh.

NISUS:

Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #4:

Yes.

NISUS:

Good.

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