Scene 27

Pilate gives the crowd one more chance

PILATE:

All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,...

BIGGUS:

No 'Thpenther Trathy'th!

PILATE:

...or we shall welease no one!

JUDITH:

Release Brian!

BOB:

Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

MAN:

Yeah.

BOB:

Welease Bwian!

CROWD:

Welease Bwian! Welease Bwian! [laughing]

PILATE:

Vewy well. That's it.

CENTURION:

Sir, we, uh-- we have got a 'Brian', sir.

PILATE:

What?

CENTURION:

Well, you just sent him for crucifixion, sir.

PILATE:

Uh. Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away.

CENTURION:

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

PILATE:

Vewy well! I shall... welease... Bwian!

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