Scene 29


The centurion questions the jailer


CENTURION:
Where have they gone?!
JAILER:
We've-- we've got lumps of it 'round the back.
CENTURION:
What?
JAILER'S ASSISTANT:
Oh, don't worry about him, sir.
He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m--
[clop]
He's mad, sir.
CENTURION:
Have they gone?!
JAILER'S ASSISTANT:
Oh, ye-- nnnnn-- Ay, n-- na--
JAILER:
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
JAILER'S ASSISTANT:
Na-- na--
JAILER:
Heh. Heh. Heh heh...
JAILER'S ASSISTANT:
Na-- na-- na-- na-- n--
CENTURION:
Oh, come on!
JAILER'S ASSISTANT:
N-- nnnyes, sir. Eh, huh. Anyway, get on with the story.
JAILER:
Well, I knew she never really liked him, so I kiss--

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Adam R. Jones