Monty Python's Life of Brian

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65 .JPG captures from the film by Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. Zambesi

The cast of characters

The opening credits

The closing credits

Song lyrics ('Brian' and 'Bright Side of Life')

Bright Side of Life (1840 KB .WAV sound)

The world's most accurate Life of Brian script

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• Scene 1: Three wise men
• Cartoon: Opening credits
• Scene 2: Jesus speaks
• Scene 3: 'Stones, sir?'
• Scene 4: The stoning
• Scene 5: The ex-leper
• Scene 6: Mandy tells Brian he's a Roman
• Scene 7: Brian meets the P.F.J. at the forum
• Scene 8: Romanes Eunt Domus
• Scene 9: The commandos
• Scene 10: The raid on Pilate's palace
• Scene 11: Ben, the ancient prisoner
• Scene 12: Pontius Pilate
• Scene 13: Brian and the spaceship
• Scene 14: Harry the haggler
• Scene 15: Guards search Matthias' house
• Scene 16: Brian the prophet
• Scene 17: 'He has given us... His shoe!'
• Scene 18: Simon the holy man
• Scene 19: 'You're all individuals!'
• Scene 20: Pilate and Biggus Dickus
• Scene 21: The commandos act another resolution
• Scene 22: 'Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each.'
• Scene 23: Pilate's addwess
• Scene 24: The jailer and his assistant
• Scene 25: The crowd laughs at Biggus' thpeech
• Scene 26: Crucifixion party
• Scene 27: Pilate gives the crowd one more chance
• Scene 28: Parvus and Mr. Cheeky
• Scene 29: The centurion questions the jailer
• Scene 30: The P.F.J. goes without further ado
• Scene 31: 'Always look on the bright side of life!'

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