The following are some Python sketches, characters and such from the TV show and live performances that I decided to feature in the site. a more complete list of sketches can be found bellow in my Episode guide, but they are not a feature rich as the following pages:
Argument Sketch
Cheese Shop
The Gumby Page
Ministry of silly walks.
Nudge Nudge
Pet Shop
Spot The Loony game -
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Please note, this list is not complete, but rather a list of the scripts that I have currently. Scripts will be added as I get them, and know which episode they are from. The scripts listed will be hyperlinked as I complete there html version.
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Episode 1 (#1): Whither Canada?
Introduction
Famous Deaths
Italian Lesson
Whizzo Butter
"It's the Arts"
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson
Picasso/cycling race
The funniest joke in the world
End Titles
Episode 2 (#2): Sex and Violence
Flying Sheep
A man with three buttocks
Working-class playwright
Episode 3 (#3): How to recognize different types of tree from quite a long way away
Court Scene
Bicycle repair man
Episode 4 (#4): Owl-stretching time
Episode 5 (#5): Man's crisis of identity in the latter half of the twentieth century
Episode 6 (#6)
Episode 7 (#7): You're no fun anymore
Camel Spotting
The audit (Accountant sketch)
Science Fiction sketch
Episode 8 (#8): Full frontal nudity
Buying a bed
Hermits
Dead parro
The Pet Shop Sketch
Episode 9 (#9): The ant, an introduction
Homicidal barber
Lumberjack song
Episode 10 (#10)
Lion Tamer (chartered accountant)
Pet conversions
Episode 11 (#11)
Episode 12 (#12)
Mr Hilter
Episode 13 (#13)
Me Doctor
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Episode 1 (#14)
Piranha Brothers
Episode 2 (#15)
The Spanish Inquisition Sketch
Episode 3 (#16)
Episode 4 (#17)
Self-defense
Episode 5 (#18)
"Blackmail
Episode 6 (#19)
Episode 7 (#20)
Episode 8 (#21)
Episode 9 (#22)
The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots
Exploding Penguin on TV set
Episode 10 (#23)
Episode 11 (#24)
Conquistador Coffee
How not to be seen
Episode 12 (#25)
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Episode 13 (#26)
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Episode 1 (#27): Whicker's World
Burying the cat
Episode 2 (#28)
Episode 3 (#29)
The Money Programme sketch
Episode 4 (#30)
The man who speaks in anagrams
Episode 5 (#31): The All-England Summarize Proust Competition
Everest Climbed by hairdressers
TRAVEL AGENT
Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)
Anne Elk II
Episode 6 (#32)
Episode 7 (#33)
Episode 8 (#34): The Cycling Tour
Cycling Sketch
Episode 9 (#35)
Episode 10 (#36)
Episode 11 (#37)
Episode 12 (#38)
Episode 13 (#39): Grandstand
THAMES TV INTRODUCTION
CHARWOMAN
SHOWBIZ AWARDS (PART 1)
OSCAR WILDE
SHOWBIZ AWARDS (PART 2)
PASOLINI'S 'THE THIRD TEST MATCH'
NEW BRAIN FROM CURRY'S
BLOOD DONOR CLINIC
WIFE-SWAPPING (PART 1)
SHOWBIZ AWARDS (PART 3)
DIRTY VICAR
SHOW 39 CREDITS
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Episode 1 (#40): The Golden Age of Ballooning
Episode 2 (#41): Michael Ellis
Episode 3 (#42): Light Entertainment War
`UP YOUR PAVEMENT'
RAF BANTER
TRIVIALISING THE WAR
COURTMARTIAL
FILM TRAILER
THE PUBLIC ARE IDIOTS
PROGRAMME TITLES CONFERENCE
WOODY AND TINNY WORDS
SHOW JUMPING (MUSICAL)
`WHEN DOES A DREAM BEGIN?' (SONG)
Episode 4 (#43): Hamlet
BOGUS PSYCHIATRISTS
`NATIONWIDE'
FATHER-IN-LAW
HAMLET AND OPHELIA
BOXING MATCH AFTERMATH
BOXING COMMENTARY
PISTON ENGINE (A BARGAIN)
LIVE FROM EPSOM
JOCKEY INTERVIEWS
QUEEN VICTORIA HANDICAP
Episode 5 (#44): Mr. Neutron
Episode 6 (#45): Party Political Broadcast
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Episode 1 (#47)
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