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Sound Page

Under Construction

By popular demand I am creating a sound page. There are currently a limited number of sounds here, but I will be adding more as disk space allows.


The following sounds are in MPEG audio format becuase of a demand for high quality and low file size. They are mostly encoded at 24000b/s to have small file sizes and acceptable sound quality. To hear these sounds, you need an mp3 player. I have included a link to one for windows, as well as links as to where to look for more.

You will need an mp3 player to hear these!

Get MPEG Layer 3 Audio software tools:

  • MPEG Audio Layer 3 - layer 3 audio home page, download programs and get info
  • Winplay 2.0 for Windows - mp3 player for windows (shareware) (1.19 MB)
  • Macplay beta for power PC - mp3 player for windows (shareware) (1.19 MB)
  • Level 3 Encoder/Decoder for DOS based computers - encode and decode mp3 files into and from popular formats including .wav (shareware) (311 KB)
  • *.mp3 files:

  • Accountancy Shanty (227 KB)
  • Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (631 KB)
  • Brian Song (466 KB)
  • I Like Chinese (562 KB)
  • All Things Dull and Ugly (297 KB)
  • Finland (363 KB)
  • The galaxy song (461 KB)
  • Eric the Half a Bee (379 KB)
  • Holy Grail Theme Music (259 KB)
  • Lumberjack Song (594 KB)
  • Money Song (163 KB)
  • Never be Rude to an Arab (185 KB)
  • Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song) (125 KB)
  • Bruces' Philosophers Song (160 KB)
  • Knights of the Round Table (195 KB)
  • Sit on My Face (136 KB)
  • I'm So Worried (585 KB)
  • Every Sperm is Sacred (264 KB)

  • *.wav files:

  • King Arthur music (514 KB .WAV)
  • Adam's bridgekeeper answering machine answer (83.9 KB .WAV)
  • Dramatic chord (17.9 KB .WAV)
  • Get on with it! (58 KB .WAV)
  • Ni (2 KB .WAV)
  • Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv (41 KB .WAV)
  • Castle Aaaagh music (140 KB .WAV)
  • Mr. Creosote (72 KB .WAV)

  • *.au files:

  • King Arthur music (377 KB .AU)
  • Adam's bridgekeeper answering machine answer (60.8 KB .AU)
  • Dramatic chord (15.3 KB .AU)
  • Get on with it! (45,7 KB .AU)
  • Ni (6 KB .AU)
  • Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv (33.5 KB .AU)
  • Castle Aaaagh music (105 KB .AU)

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    Last Update: June. 11 1997
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